Friday, February 20, 2009
leave a comment on this postI am going to say 34 jokes in this blog post...
1 What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ANS: Smells like carrots...
2 What's red and smells like blue paint? ANS: red paint
3 What is the difference between a coyote and a flea? ANS: One house on the prarie
and one browse on the hairy...
4 What did one wall say to the other wall? ANS: Let's meet up in the corner...
5 How come seagulls live by the sea? ANS: Because if they live by the bay, they would
be beagals(baygulls)...
6 Why do cows wear bells? ANS: Because their horns don't work.
7 How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? ANS: Well he was a good
conductor...
8 What happened to the magical tractor? ANS: It turned into a field...
9 What did the vegetarian zombie say? ANS: G...R...e...e...n
10 What's brown and sounds like a bell? ANS: DUNG...
11 How did Luke Skywalker walk across the forest? ANS: He walks...
12 What do you get when you put a sheep a wooden trampoline? ANS: A woolen
jumper...
13 How do you put five Bulbasaurs and two Charizards on a bus ? ANS: You Po ke
mon (poke them on)
14 Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are locked in combat, Darth Vader pulls Luke
close to him and says "I know what you are getting for Chrismas" "What?!How?!
That's impossible!" "I sensed your presense(presents)"
15 Why do chicken coops only have two doors? ANS: Because if they have four, they
would become a chicken sedan...
16 What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? ANS: One goes
WHACK!DARN! The other one goes DARN!WHACK!
17 I tried to build an irony detector but it just won't work... Why?What's wrong with
it? Well it can work, it just can't detect irony...
18 A duck came into a bar wearing one shoe , the bartender said Hey you lost one
shoe! The duck said No actually I found one...
19a What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and
white and black and white? ANS: A penguin rolling down a hill...
19b What is black and white that is laughing? ANS: The penguin that pushed him...
20 Why did the tomato blush? ANS:Because he saw the salad dressing...
21 What is the difference between beernuts and deernuts ? ANS:Beernuts cost $1.50
whereas deernuts cost under 1 buck.
22 Why can't Helen Keller drive? ANS: Because she's dead!!!
23 Did you hear about the red and blue ship that collided? All of the cellars were
marooned...
24 Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted(a salted).
25 What do you call a monkey in a minefield? ANS:A baboom(baboon)
26 There are two muffins in a oven . One said Man it is hot in here. The other one
says Holy Crap we are talking muffin...
27 Dad is god a man or a woman? God is both... Is god a black or white? God is both...
Is god Michael Jackson?
28 Why is six so afraid of seven ? ANS: Because Seven Eight(ate) Nine
29 Why did it take so long for pirates to learn ABC? ANS: Because they spend hours
at sea(C)
30 What is the difference between a pumpkin's circumfrence and it's radius? ANS:
Pumpkin pie(3.14)
31 a) Why did the first monkey fell off the tree? ANS: Because it was dead!!!
31 b) Why did the second monkey fell off the tree? ANS: Because it was stapled to the
first monkey!!!
31 c) Why did the third monkey fell off the tree? ANS: Peer pressure...
32 Did you heard about he guy who had his entire left part of his body cut off? ANS:
Yes but he is all right now...
33 Where does the king keep his armies? ANS: iIn his sleevies...
34 Why is the math book so sad? ANS: It has a lot of problems...
35 I wish to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not panicking, like his passengers...
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For the full jokes, visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7GvstxiH-M&annotation_id=annotation_917301&feature=iv and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBszZn6uo&feature=channel
SLAMit.DUNKit 10:27 PM
