Tuesday, February 24, 2009

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I got this quiz from Sarah's blog(http://singingwrittenpictures.blogspot.com/)

List out 10 people.
1) Kevin
2) Vernice
3) Giggs
4) Sze Chuan
5) Cheryl
6) Clement
7)Chloe
8) Madeline
9) Keeve
10) Alena
1. WOULD YOU DATE NUMBER 5 (Cheryl)?
YES!!! She's cute...
2. NUMBER 2 (Vernice) JUST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?Sorry to curse you Vernice, but I would pray for you to be alright.
3.NUMBER 9 (Keeve) WITH YOUR BOY/GIRLFRIEND.I don't think so because he doesn't even know my girlfriend.
4. YOU COME HOME AND FIND OUT YOUR ROOM HAS BEEN RANSACKED BY NUMBER 4 (Sze Chuan).Maybe because he wants to rob me? But other wise, it isn't possible.
5. NUMBER 1 (KEVIN) IS ACTING WEIRD.Maybe because his girlfreind dumped him? 6.NUMBERS 3 (Giggs) AND 8 (Madeline) DECIDE TO GIVE NUMBER 10 (Alena) A HAIRCUT.LET IT RIP BABY!Because they don't like her hair style.
7. NUMBER 7 (Chloe) JUST GOT TICKETS FOR YOU AND HER TO GO TO A CONCERT
What? That is not possible!!!
8. NUMBER 10 (Alena) TAKES YOU TO A BAR.It is probabbly 'flirty' week and she wants to show off how she flirts and for some reason i am there to witness and broadcast to all ...9. YOU AND NUMBER 8 (Madeline) ARE BEING CHASED BY COPS FOR AN UNKNOWN REASON.I would be escaping before the police caght me...
.10. NUMBER 5 (Cheryl) ASKS YOU OUT FOR DINNER.Wouldn't it be me who is asking her out and not she asking me out?
(:11. NUMBER 9 (Keeve) AND YOU ARE SITTING ON A BUS TOGETHER.We will just talk about Hong Da(basketball coach)
12. NUMBER 6 (Clement) CALLS YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE HE CAN'T SLEEP.Tell him to take sleeping pills...
13. YOU ARE WALKING WITH SOMEONE AND NUMBER 6 (Clement) SUDDENLY RUNS UP TO YOU AND TACKLES YOU TO THE GROUND.Because I am with his girlfriend?
14. NUMBER 1 (Kevin) COMES UP TO YOU CRYING BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH HIM.Comfort him?
.15. NUMBER 2 (Vernice) OFFERS TO BAKE YOU A MEAL. YOU'RE SITTING IN A ROOM AND THE KITCHEN SUDDENLY BURSTS INTO FLAMES.I don't think Vernice really knows who to cook...
16. NUMBER 4 (Sze Chuan) COMES TO YOUR DOOR ONE DAY HOLDING A KOALA.First reaction"WHAT THE HELL?"17. NUMBER 4 (Sze Chuan) JUST GOT YOU AN X-BOX.Because it's my bdae?
18. NUMBER 9 (Keeve) CHALLENGES YOU TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME.Keeve isn't so childish
19. NUMBER 1 (Kevin) THINKS HE'S OVERWEIGHT.Not possible because he works out often...
20. NUMBER 7 (Chloe) LOOKS LONELY.Accompany her
21. NUMBER 2 (Vernice) RUDELY TELLS YOU TO LEAVE HER ALONE.Leave her alone lorh?22. NUMBERS 5 (Cheryl) AND 3 (Giggs) DECIDE TO THROW A SURPRISE PARTY FOR YOU.They will never la!They don't even know each other
24. NUMBER 2 (Sze Chuan) TELLS YOU HE'S GOING OUT FOR A WHILE, AND THEN LATER YOU HEAR ABOUT A SHOOTING WHERE 2 (Sze Chuan) WENT.Call the police , go thheir and rescue him
.25. YOU CATCH NUMBER 9 (Keeve) CRYING BY HIMSELF.I will ask what is wrong , but most likely is because he lost his basketball or something.26. NUMBERS 1 (Kevin), 3 (Giggs), 5 (Cheryl) AND 6 (Clement) ALL TACKLE YOU AT ONCE."WHAT THE HELL" (1)KICK SCREAM KICK *you know what* (2) Taupok me ah...LOL...

Monday, February 23, 2009

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Today Ms Gordon told the class to write a post on a newspaper article. The article I am going to talk about is : "NUISANCE CALLERS DIAL UP A 999 LOGJAM"


This article is a plot-driven story, this story's plot is the the most important aspects of the story. It talks about a day at work for Sergeant Norlaila Yunos. Her job is to pick

up 999 emergency calls and dials. On the page opposite the article, there is one comic strip that tells us some examples of prank calls. Some of them are: a lady who is
dialing up the police just because she did not know the number to book a cab after
her shopping, almost 77.4% of the calls were prank calls.

I think this prank callers should be well aware of the consequences if they continue to make these prank calls, they should be fined and even go to jail!!!

I have some advice the police to catch these culprits. They should track down the
place the prankers are calling from. If they are using a payphone, they should also
track down the culprits and punish them severely.

This is what I have to say about the article. Thank you for your attention...

Friday, February 20, 2009

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I am going to say 34 jokes in this blog post...

1 What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ANS: Smells like carrots...

2 What's red and smells like blue paint? ANS: red paint

3 What is the difference between a coyote and a flea? ANS: One house on the prarie
and one browse on the hairy...

4 What did one wall say to the other wall? ANS: Let's meet up in the corner...

5 How come seagulls live by the sea? ANS: Because if they live by the bay, they would
be beagals(baygulls)...

6 Why do cows wear bells? ANS: Because their horns don't work.

7 How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? ANS: Well he was a good
conductor...

8 What happened to the magical tractor? ANS: It turned into a field...

9 What did the vegetarian zombie say? ANS: G...R...e...e...n

10 What's brown and sounds like a bell? ANS: DUNG...

11 How did Luke Skywalker walk across the forest? ANS: He walks...

12 What do you get when you put a sheep a wooden trampoline? ANS: A woolen
jumper...

13 How do you put five Bulbasaurs and two Charizards on a bus ? ANS: You Po ke
mon (poke them on)

14 Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are locked in combat, Darth Vader pulls Luke
close to him and says "I know what you are getting for Chrismas" "What?!How?!
That's impossible!" "I sensed your presense(presents)"

15 Why do chicken coops only have two doors? ANS: Because if they have four, they
would become a chicken sedan...

16 What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? ANS: One goes
WHACK!DARN! The other one goes DARN!WHACK!

17 I tried to build an irony detector but it just won't work... Why?What's wrong with
it? Well it can work, it just can't detect irony...

18 A duck came into a bar wearing one shoe , the bartender said Hey you lost one
shoe! The duck said No actually I found one...

19a What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and
white and black and white? ANS: A penguin rolling down a hill...

19b What is black and white that is laughing? ANS: The penguin that pushed him...

20 Why did the tomato blush? ANS:Because he saw the salad dressing...

21 What is the difference between beernuts and deernuts ? ANS:Beernuts cost $1.50
whereas deernuts cost under 1 buck.

22 Why can't Helen Keller drive? ANS: Because she's dead!!!

23 Did you hear about the red and blue ship that collided? All of the cellars were
marooned...

24 Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted(a salted).

25 What do you call a monkey in a minefield? ANS:A baboom(baboon)

26 There are two muffins in a oven . One said Man it is hot in here. The other one
says Holy Crap we are talking muffin...

27 Dad is god a man or a woman? God is both... Is god a black or white? God is both...
Is god Michael Jackson?

28 Why is six so afraid of seven ? ANS: Because Seven Eight(ate) Nine

29 Why did it take so long for pirates to learn ABC? ANS: Because they spend hours
at sea(C)

30 What is the difference between a pumpkin's circumfrence and it's radius? ANS:
Pumpkin pie(3.14)

31 a) Why did the first monkey fell off the tree? ANS: Because it was dead!!!

31 b) Why did the second monkey fell off the tree? ANS: Because it was stapled to the
first monkey!!!

31 c) Why did the third monkey fell off the tree? ANS: Peer pressure...

32 Did you heard about he guy who had his entire left part of his body cut off? ANS:
Yes but he is all right now...

33 Where does the king keep his armies? ANS: iIn his sleevies...

34 Why is the math book so sad? ANS: It has a lot of problems...

35 I wish to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not panicking, like his passengers...
36

For the full jokes, visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7GvstxiH-M&annotation_id=annotation_917301&feature=iv and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBszZn6uo&feature=channel

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Balls


So..Let me get this straight...This is the dude who is running the United States for the last few years?

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There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

By: W. Somerset Maugham

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Kolmanskop, Namibia. Kolmanskop is an abandoned diamond mine near the coast. The "ghost" town has several residences and barrack-type accommodations, as well as the remains of a few commercial establishments. Today the town is a photographer's dream come true. One cannot spend enough time taking in all the photographic opportunities. For this photograph I had to crawl through a small opening in a window and have my friend pass my camera gear into me.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

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Cleon in a fireman suit...Thumbs up!!!


Three soldiers...

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Marcus Lau


Guan Xun and Wen Han



Funny face... Marcus Low




So hardworking... Kah Win





Sze Chuan and Caleb

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

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Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.

By: Norman Ford

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

By:Marquis de la Grange

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Blue sky reflects off the surface waves created by a koi surfacing to feed in our backyard pond.

Monday, February 16, 2009

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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

By: Paul Beatty

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Nuristan, Afghanistan, October 2006: Blast halo and round exiting mortar tube as U.S. forces engage nearby insurgents. Mortar systems provide much needed relief for convoys and patrols that come under attack from insurgents.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

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It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

By: Walt Disney
US cartoonist & movie producer (1901 - 1966)

Saturday, February 14, 2009

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What a exciting game today. We won Yio Chu Kang 28-71. Nickolaus, Giggs, and Kuok Kam were the controllers. Me, Kevin, James, Clement, Shang Ming were point guards. Sean, Keeve, Zhang Jing, Timothy, Matthias were playing centers.

Happy Valentine's day everyone...

Friday, February 13, 2009

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Yo everyone...

What an unlucky day. Today is the Fri the 13th and I went for basketball training. It is getting tougher and tougher as the competition is coming soon in Mar. We had to run 3km around the school before the training. Yea! I ran it under 16min, what a feat!! We did 357 on the basketball court. After training, we had to do two sets of 40 sit-ups and another two sets of 30 push-ups. I was so exhausted after that.

Tommorow is Valentine's day... We are going to have a friendly match against Yio Chu Kang Sec Sch. I have to go to sch at 7-45.

Happy Valentine's day everyone...

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My friends and I were in town on Halloween night when we happened along four identical phone booths. It seemed only natural to snap a photo.

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Writing well mean never having to say, 'I guess you had to be there.'

By Jef Mallett Frazz, 07-29-07

Thursday, February 12, 2009

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http://http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/music/valentines-day/track-8-beautiful-girls-wm.html

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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

By Doug Larson

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

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A young Cambodian boy enters the monkhood in Siem Reap, Cambodia. He is likely to serve for a few years before entering the workforce.

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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

By: Ernest Hemingway
US author & journalist (1899 - 1961)

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The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.

By Fyodor Dostoevsky
Russian novelist (1821 - 1881)

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This photo is a depiction of impermanence, imprints, and impressions of life. Oblivious of the din due to a midnight fair, the pilgrims have queued up to pay their obeisance to their lord, Shiva, on the pious occasion of Mahashivaratri festival. Those who have received the blessings retire with spiritual satisfaction. Location: Kyasara village in a deep pocket in southeast Rajasthan, India.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

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Hello everyone, I am going to talk about the story Adeline Ng Ai Choo from Little Ironies-Stories of Singapore...

I sure all of you must have read it already. But I'm just going to briefly talk about it to all of you. Adeline is a student who commited suicide after being refused one mark by her English Language teacher.

I think Adeline should not resort to such drastic action just because of not getting the marks she wished for. Mrs Ramalingam, Adeline's class teacher, added that Adeline had been a very unstable girl since Sec 3.

Adeline said in her diary that she was very stressed because her father kept telling her to study hard and get good grades. She said she must STUDY! STUDY! STUDY! And not fail... She even said that even if she died, she must work hard to get a pass grade.

From the story, we learnt that Adeline obtained a grade marginally below the passing mark. That's why she wanted to get marks from her teacher, she just wanted to pass the test and not disappoint her parents.

This is what I want to said about Adeline, thank you for your attention...

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These are my classmates...


These are also my classmates...

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This is the quote of the day for Mon, 9/2/09.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

By Jackie Manson (US comedian (1934 - ))

Monday, February 09, 2009

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Watch this post about Cleopatra...


http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/places/countries-places/egypt/cleopatra.html

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I got comments that I should not post the word of the day. Instead , I think I should post the National Geographic photo of the day. I will be deleting the words of the day...

Sunday, February 08, 2009

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This is the quote of the day for 6/2/09

For when the One Great Scorer comes. To write against your name,he marks not that you won or lost. But how you played the game.

By Grantaland Rice "Alumunus Football," Only the Brave and Other Poems, p. 144 (1941)

Saturday, February 07, 2009

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This is the quote of the day for 7/2/09.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

By Bob Hope
US (English-born) actor & comedian (1903 - 2003)

Friday, February 06, 2009

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About the News In Class today...

There was a report named GO PUBLIC!
I think what the Transport Minister, Raymond Lim, is doing now is right.
He is extending the train tracks to more places, such as Marina Parade, the TUAS causeway and so on...
People would not drive their cars more often as they can take the MRT to more places conveniently, fast, and cheap.
By not driving cars, we can keep the Earth from becoming more fragile.
So let's do our part to protect the Earth!

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This is the quote of the day for thur, 5/2/09

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

Arthur Schopenhauer
German philosopher (1788 - 1860)

Thursday, February 05, 2009

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The quote of the day for Wed, 2/4/09

A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all.

Friedrich Nietzsche(1844 - 1900)

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Words and quotes of the day

I am going to post the words and quotes of the day everyday, in two different posts.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

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Hello everyone, this is my new blog. Hope all of you like it...

Today Ms Gordon said that some one's blog was spammed. I think that person should be disciplined severely as spamming and plagiarising are not allowed in Hwa Chong. Every student should be a gentleman and follow all the core values , JTIGERR. I hope the culprit would be caught as soon as possible and punished reasonably.